the slimerical experience

- i am a middle school dropout !!

- i swear like a sailor despite my best attempts to better that habit... @~@

- i am allergic to coconut, nuts, bananas, oranges, and cinnamon! i also can't process beef or pork well! none of these will kill me, but i do get sick a lot @~@

- my favourite colour is #a5d34d, which is the main colour of my main sona!

- i am both a kinnie and a yumeshipper... one of these will be more relevant to the site than the other will.... but being cringe is being free !! yahoooo

- i have been on the internet in some way shape or form for the past ~15 years !! but the slime branding only came around in 2022 ! wowza !!

- i am an on and off member of several online communities, namely the taco stand, which used to be a server for the now defunct web game blaseball!

- i am autistic and if you know me, you will know my interests [i am the world's leading expert on info about willard 1971]

- i lack a strong sense of self and a sense of humanity due to neurodivergence/mental illness/trauma ! my slime branding and marketing myself as THE slime guy makes it easier for me to have an image i know i can reliably give myself and identify with !!

slimey little blog !!

ENTRY #002 - SLIMEBLOG

Busy first week of February Edition!

hello and late welcome to February !!! i haven't updated the site much this month since a. i've been pouring myself into the uma cafe, and b. i updated it so much last month that there was nothing for me to do immediately but wait for the chance to make this blog post JKGNSJKA topics of discussion this time?? the uma cafe, where we ate in mesa, and MY FICTIONAL GF'S BIRTHDAY !!

2/9/2026, 10:13pm MST

ENTRY #001 - SLIMEBLOG

Putting in the work edition!

wow. would you look at that. after all this time i actually have something akin to my own website!! including a little spot for updates!! and today has been quite the day so let's give a small and quite mundane update to kick us off - and in the following months, get peeks into the things i'm doing and fun things i'm doing! hopefully! if i remember!

1/18/2026, 9:30pm MST