the slimerical experience

- i am a middle school dropout !!

- i swear like a sailor despite my best attempts to better that habit... @~@

- i am allergic to coconut, nuts, bananas, oranges, and cinnamon! i also can't process beef or pork well! none of these will kill me, but i do get sick a lot @~@

- my favourite colour is #a5d34d, which is the main colour of my main sona!

- i am both a kinnie and a yumeshipper... one of these will be more relevant to the site than the other will.... but being cringe is being free !! yahoooo

- i have been on the internet in some way shape or form for the past ~15 years !! but the slime branding only came around in 2022 ! wowza !!

- i am an on and off member of several online communities, namely the taco stand, which used to be a server for the now defunct web game blaseball!

- i am autistic and if you know me, you will know my interests [i am the world's leading expert on info about willard 1971]

- i lack a strong sense of self and a sense of humanity due to neurodivergence/mental illness/trauma ! my slime branding and marketing myself as THE slime guy makes it easier for me to have an image i know i can reliably give myself and identify with !!

hello and welcome to my humble page !!

a waving slime dog

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hello and welcome to my humble page !!

the blinkie collection...